Adam Long

The complete script to the critically acclaimed play.

Based on a true story, follow Andrew Briggman, a young soldier in the US invasion of Afghanistan who witnesses other recruits killing innocent civilians under the direction of a sadistic leader, Sergeant Deeks. Andrew considers reporting them to higher-ups, but the heavily armed, increasingly violent platoon becomes suspicious that someone in their ranks has turned on them.

Von Bolt Meets Santa: The Secret Lab Kids must devise functioning space suits so they can travel to the moon aboard Rupert's custom-made, super-duper jet to rescue Von Bolt and Bob. To make things even more interesting, Von Bolt accidentally discovers that Bob is actually - Santa Claus! / And To All a Good Flight: Marooned on the moon on December 24th by Rupert and the elves, the Secret Lab Kids have only a few hours left to get back to Earth, restore...

Awesomobile Deluxe: After making some modifications to the kids' new self-driving car, Kent takes the vehicle for a spin and loses it. Follow Your Nose: When J.D. and Kent accidentally beam their noses to parts unknown, they must find and reattach their fugitive snouts – somehow – while they still can.

Ant-Urbia Disturbia: When Kent feels ignored by the other Secret Lab Kids, he unexpectedly becomes friends with the ants of Ant-Urbia, who eat a special substance from the Kafloogalator that allows them to communicate with Kent and become a super-organism super-friend. / Unidentified Flying Awesomobile: Kent flies Edison's Awesomobile to France to meet Sheila, but he is mistaken for an alien in a UFO, and the Team Kids must rescue him from an Area...

Monster Smash: When JD and Kent's battle bot, Monster Smash, escapes from the lab, the Secret Lab Kids must navigate a maze to find it. A Monster of a Mystery: When JD and Kent believe that a mythical urban creature is lurking outside the lab during a winter storm, the team uses science to determine if there's really a monster outside -- or if they can correctly classify it as some other animal.

The Eagle Has Landed: When a power company worker finds an abandoned eagle's nest precariously perched atop a wind turbine the Secret Lab Kids build a homemade rocket to fire a rope up to him so he can lower the nest to safety. Bee-Gone: When JD and Kent discover there's a shortage of beeswax for their surfboards, it leads to the discovery that all the local honeybees have vanished from the beehives.

No Volts for Von Bolt: During a sailing trip, Von Bolt begins to malfunction, endangering ALVA and Edison, so the Secret Lab Kids investigate elements, compounds and alloys to diagnose the problem. Dunkin' Zombies: When a virus turns JD into a donut-craving zombie, Angie has to come up with not only a cure, but an inoculation against the virus. Fortunately, Jonas Salk can help.

Static Monstro-city: When JD and Kent accidentally create a static electricity charged laundry monster, it rampages through town. With the help of Robert Van de Graaff, they find a way to defeat the monster's static cling. / I-Yiy-Yiy Robot: When the Antimatters create a rogue robot, it's up to the Secret Lab Kids to save the day!

Futile Attraction: When Kent gets zapped by an electro-magnetic coil, he becomes a living magnet and tries to use his newfound "magnetic personal" to impress a girl he likes. / Skin Deep: The Secret Lab Kids give Von Bolt an upgrade complete with prosthetic skin and now, looking quite human, Von Bolt ends up a top model destined for runway greatness.